Saturday, March 31, 2012

CORONER'S REPORT 44


The Coroner's Report - Large
Nobody tell Robert Fure, but my choice for this week’s Coroner’s Report is a bit lacking in the sticky red stuff. Even worse by his standards there may not even be any real deaths in the entire movie.
But it does have mysterious happenings in a big, spooky house along with pain, suffering and one or two vengeful, scorned women.
The Hidden Face (aka La cara oculta) is a Spanish thriller about a man whose girlfriend Belén disappears leaving him the number one suspect in the eyes of the police. He takes up with another woman shortly thereafter, but as the new girl, Fabiana, begins to spend time in the house alone she starts hearing noises and experiencing odd events. Could Belén be reaching out from beyond the grave for vengeance? Or is there something even more sinister at play…
Kills
Umm, possibly none?
Gore
Err, zero?
Lust
Lots! More than enough to make up for the lack of grisly kills and bloodletting! Fabiana shows her naughty bits fairly often, which is very kind of her as they’re lovely bits to behold in the shower, bathtub, bedroom, etc. Belén is a bit more stingy with her flesh, but it’s still on display once or twice.
Learning
If you suspect your boyfriend is cheating on you don’t plan an elaborate scheme to catch him in the act. It will not end well. Especially if you are an idiot. On an unrelated note, the film also teaches us that if you’re a bland actor of average talent and looks the Spanish film industry is happy to cast you in sexy sex scenes with two lovely and uninhibited actresses.
Review
The general setup here is one we’ve seen before, but The Hidden Face does some interesting things with the story. So interesting in fact that I’m going to reveal very little of it here.
We first meet Adrian (Quim Gutiérrez) sitting on the floor watching a video from his girlfriend, Belén (Clara Lago). She can’t handle his wandering eye any longer (his left one). Her belongings are all gone, and so is she. Adrian heads out to a bar where he flirts with Fabiana (Martina García), the sexy bartender, and drinks to the point where she takes him back to her place to sleep. The two hit it off and soon they’re dating and she’s spending the night at his large house outside of town.
It’s not too long before she’s hearing sounds, possibly voices, that are just unclear enough to understand. The lights cut out at inopportune times, strange vibrations ripple through the tub and sink and she gets the feeling that something, or someone, is trying to get her attention.
That’s basically the first act at which point a quick zoom into the bedroom mirror moves us earlier into the story via an extended flashback. We see Adrian and Belén’s early courtship and their move into the mansion, but we also get a glimpse of her suspicions. Adrian is a wildly talented and popular orchestral conductor, and all signs point to him and a female violinist making sleazy music together.
Belén notices the possible infidelity and confronts him.
And from that point forward you’re on your own. It’s a trip worth taking as the film has more than a few surprises in store for you thanks to a fairly sharp script from co-writer/director Andrés Baiz. Major plot elements are revealed quicker than you’d expect, but it never deflates the suspense or mystery. In fact the more you know the more you’ll start to worry about one of the characters.
Baiz also ensures that the film looks quite good as it moves from Spain to Colombia. Granted, you wouldn’t know the movie jumps an entire ocean if they didn’t tell you, but it looks good regardless. The house is shot with care to be both beautiful and creepy, and it helps add to a strong atmosphere of uncertainty and deceit.
The film’s biggest weakness is actually one of its three leads. Happily it’s the one you’ll care least about. Gutiérrez is the blandest thing to come out of Spain since the mop. (Seriously, look it up.) His performance is flat, uninteresting and completely devoid of charisma. How he attracts these two (or three) Spanish beauties is beyond me.
Thankfully both García and Lago carry the film emotionally and in regard to the narrative. The scorned woman and the saying that goes along with them are major themes here, but again, Baiz doesn’t use the idea in the traditional way. And as mentioned above, García shows up naked just as often as she does clothed. She’s probably a bit too small-breasted for Fure’s taste, but anything more than a mouthful is a waste anyway so no one will be complaining.
The Hidden Face was just released on DVD from Fox’s new World Cinema label, and it’s definitely worth a rent. It’s a twisted and creepy thriller that keeps your attention until the final frame and entertains along the way.

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chthyocentaurs (God)

Ichthyocentaurs were a couple of badass sea-god brothers named Bythos and Aphros whose parents were the mighty Poseidon and the sea goddess Amphitrite. These guardians of the sea are described as being part man, part horse, part fish, with lobster claws for horns on their head. Little is known about their purpose, but legend tells they carried the defeated companions of the god King Dionysus back to the sea.

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SCREEN RANT





10 Obscure but Awesome Greek Gods & Monsters Fit forMost movie lovers are familiar with the standard gods, demigods and monsters from Greek mythology. Writers like Homer and Hesiod once told stories of these characters through epic poems, but now modern audiences hear these tales in theaters. Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief,Immortals, Clash of the Titans and Wrath of the Titans all draw heavily from Greek mythology - using it as the main source for their stories.While it is refreshing to see Wrath of the Titans (read Our Review) introducing audiences to several new creatures - including the Chimera, Makhai and the Titan Kronos - Greek mythology has hundreds of characters. We've sifted through a good portion of that mythology and found 10 obscure gods and monsters we think would look Hollywood should consider for their next swords and sandals film.

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

MEAN STREETS 3

ne of my favourite games on the Super Nintendo, had to be Street Fighter 2 Turbo, with its action packed fighting style and fantastic graphics (back in the day!)
I would play for hours on end. As the Street Fighter series has evolved over the years, so has the art work the fans are creating.
Following on from our second Street Fighter showcase, I bring you part three which features some of my favourite digital art from some extremely talented digital painters and line artists that have taken the characters created by Capcom and made them there own.
If you missed the previous parts of this showcase, check out the below posts:
Please note that clicking on the Street Fighter illustrations below will take you to the full sized version and will also give you the opportunity to visit the artists full portfolio.
Street Fighter is copyright to © Capcom Entertainment, Inc. All rights reserved.

Street Fighter 1 – 6 COVER by alvinlee

Street Fighter 1 - 6 COVER by alvinlee

Chun Li Cammy Street Fighter by kamillyonsiya

Chun Li Cammy Street Fighter by kamillyonsiya

Street Fighter by TinSalamunic

Street Fighter by TinSalamunic

Street Fighter: ChunLi Legends by deffectx

Street Fighter: ChunLi Legends by deffectx

Street Fighter – Makoto by GENZOMAN

Street Fighter - Makoto by GENZOMAN

Street Fighter cover by diablo2003

Street Fighter cover by diablo2003

Street Fighter IV 1 by Arnold Tsang

Street Fighter IV 1 by Arnold Tsang

Street Fighter II Turbo 8b by Omar Dogan

Street Fighter II Turbo 8b by Omar Dogan

Street Fighter Chun-Li by kazakami

Street Fighter Chun-Li by kazakami

Street Fighter II 5 Cover by Alvin Lee & Espen Grundetjern

Street Fighter II 5 Cover by Alvin Lee & Espen Grundetjern

Street Fighter II Turbo 4b by Joe Ng & Adam Vehige

Street Fighter II Turbo 4b by Joe Ng & Adam Vehige

Juri Super Street Fighter IV by GJMattos

Juri Super Street Fighter IV by GJMattos

FIGHT street fighter sagat by deffectx

FIGHT street fighter sagat by deffectx

Street Fighter II 4 Cover by Alvin Lee & Espen Grundetjern

Street Fighter II 4 Cover by Alvin Lee & Espen Grundetjern

Street Fighter II Turbo 5a by Jeff ‘Chamba’ Cruz

Street Fighter II Turbo 5a by Jeff 'Chamba' Cruz

Street Fighter II Turbo 5b by Joe Ng & Adam Vehige

Street Fighter II Turbo 5b by Joe Ng & Adam Vehige

Street Fighter IV 1B by Joe Ng & Espen Grundetjern

Street Fighter IV 1B by Joe Ng & Espen Grundetjern

street fighter tribute by maskedriderkc

street fighter tribute by maskedriderkc

Street Fighter by Gravanixx

Street Fighter by Gravanixx

Sunday, March 25, 2012

GREATEST CULT FLICS - PART TWO

31. Pi (1998)
Sure, Darren Aronofsky's films can be humorless, pretentious, and downright ridiculous. (Seriously. Watch Black Swan again.) But even those less enamored of his oeuvre have to admire the audacity of his breakthrough feature about a math genius dodging Hasidic Jews, Wall Street weasels, and his own impending madness. — A.O.
32. Pink Flamingos (1972)
Predating punk rock, the gay-rights movement, and the mainstreaming of bad taste, John Waters and his Dreamland Players celebrated extreme fashion, outré culture, and the comedy of shock long before they were trendy. And while Hairspray may be Waters' most beloved creation, Pink Flamingos remains his most notorious, thanks to cheerful scenes of depravity (like Divine's notorious shit-eating grin) that still elicit gasps in a post-Human Centipede world. — A.O.
33. Plane 9 From Outer Space (1959)
Ed Wood, Jr.'s masterpiece received a Golden Turkey as the worst film ever made, but that's not why it's on this list. Plenty of drive-in (and mainstream) movies of the '50s had silly dialogue and wooden acting, but Wood's consistently cracked vision, proto-goth aesthetic and all-star ensemble (including Vampira, Tor Johnson, and Bela Lugosi) make Plan 9 genuinely entertaining, while the failed director's can-do optimism in the face of insurmountable odds serves as an inspiration (and cautionary tale) for indie filmmakers everywhere. — A.O.
34. Re-Animator (1985)
Stuart Gordon's screwball H. P. Lovecraft adaptation was one of the first "video nasties." You just had to be sure to tell your friends to get the "unrated" edition, or else they'd miss the scene involving a trussed-up naked woman and a living severed head, which reportedly inspired the screenwriter to call the director in the dead of night and yell, "I've just written my first visual pun!" Testament to its lasting late-night appeal, Kevin Spacey gives it a stoned shout-out in American Beauty. — P.N.
35. Repo Man (1984)
In the old days, indie films weren't just low-budget versions of Hollywood product with more sex, drugs, and cursing. Instead, they were often singular, inexplicable one-offs like Alex Cox's mash-up of punk rock, L.A. noir, Gen-X malaise, and sci-fi conspiracy theories involving radioactive Chevy Malibus. Back then, the life of a repo man was always intense. — A.O.
36. Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Back before Quentin Tarantino ruled the world, he was just another guy at the Sundance Film Festival with a movie under his arm. It turned out to be the genre movie of the year, an accomplishment that did not go fully appreciated in that high-minded environment. Tarantino had to wait until his movie went viral on videocassette to see it begin to achieve what he had been put on Earth to do: kick-start the American independent film movement by proving that indie movies could be fun. — P.N.
37. The Road Warrior (1981)
Like the man who played him, Max Rockatansky is an angry, troubled dude from Australia. And while it's hard to understand why a movie star as rich and handsome as Mel Gibson is so full of hate and bile, it's easy to sympathize with Mad Max. After seeing his loved ones cut down by punks in a world gone to hell, the former cop just wants to wear a bad-ass leather jumpsuit and roam the wasteland with his faithful dog in a tricked-out muscle car. But then more damn punks show up, resulting in the tightest, coolest action film of all time. — A.O.
38. The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
Catchy tunes aside, it's hard to fathom why someone would finance a cinematic adaptation of a bizarro British musical about intergalactic sex fiends in the first place. But for whatever reason, the decision paid off, spawning one of the most successful midnight movies of all time, as well as a weekly rite-of-passage safe haven for sweet transvestites and other misfit toys around the world. — A.O.
39. Sisters (1973)
Brian De Palma's fifth feature film was his first real horror movie, and you could almost hear the universe clicking into place. With its bloody killings and off-the-wall humor (especially in the opening sequence), combined with Bernard Herrmann's old-timey yet zingy score, it sums up both the early-'70s cult audience's lust for something harshly new and their nostalgic taste for something that felt "old." — P.N.
40. Slacker (1991)
Dazed and Confused, Richard Linklater's patchouli-soaked ode to summer, stoners, and '76, is a beloved cult classic in its own right. But the director's debut, a plotless love letter to his beloved Austin, is a touchstone for eccentrics of every generation. — A.O.

41. Stop Making Sense (1984)

People had been filming rock concerts and calling the resulting footage "movies" for decades before Jonathan Demme took command of the director's chair. But working with his stars, Talking Heads, Demme made a concert movie with no out-of-focus shots, catch-as-catch-can camerawork, or even the intruding interviews that characterized even Martin Scorsese's The Last Waltz. Plus, the Heads had already designed the concert to have the escalating feel of a movie, which didn't hurt. — P.N.

42. Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song (1971)

The coolest thing Bill Cosby ever did was to help finance Melvin Van Peebles' labor of love about a righteous black man kicking ass at a time when pop culture was utterly devoid of such imagery. Like an African-American Easy Rider, the underground hit fed the hunger of an underserved audience (while launching the career of Earth, Wind & Fire as an added bonus). — A.O.
43. Taxi Driver

Martin Scorsese and Robert De Niro, a couple of hometown boys on their way to becoming legendary, worked together to create one of the most intensely alive visions of New York City ever. Taxi Driver's New York is a squalid, writhing beast with a hooker on every street corner and a gun dealer in every hotel lobby. The idea was to make the feelings of a lonely killer comprehensible to sane people. But Taxi Driver didn't just make those feelings comprehensible —  it burned them into the screen with acid. — P.N.
44. The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

Tobe Hooper's nightmare in bright Southwestern sunlight is one of the smartest films ever to be consistently described as "harrowing." It is harrowing, even though it plays on your nerves instead of waving entrails in your face — it's much less gory than the uninitiated probably assume, and than many who have seen it probably remember. Along with another 1974 drive-in movie, Macon County Line, it also led the way in the innovation of flat-out lying about being based on "a true story." — P.N.
45. The Thing (1982)

Sure, the 1951 original is a sci-fi classic, but the monster that attacks a frozen research base in that film is basically James Arness with a forehead prosthetic. And, yes, the 2011 prequel has CGI. But the jaw-dropping, pre-digital effects in John Carpenter's version still blow our minds. And besides: who kicks more ass than Kurt Russell? — A.O.

46. The Toxic Avenger (1984)

According to hyperbole-prone director Lloyd Kaufman, his New York-based Troma Entertainment may be the most truly independent film studio of all time. Indeed, the company's been sticking it to The Man with its own distinctive brand of political gross-out horror (and sex comedy) since 1974, with their signature nerd-turned-superhero "Toxie" serving as the (melted) face of Tromaville like a mutant Mickey Mouse. — A.O.

47. Two-Lane Blacktop (1971)

Two-Lane Blacktop is the ultimate road movie, which is to say that, like a lot of road trips, it captures the thrill of feeling the country passing by your car window even though it doesn't really go anyplace. Esquire magazine published Rudolph Wurlitzer's script in its pages and put the lead actress, Laurie Bird, on the cover with the promise, "Movie of the Year." The magazine later repented after the movie died at the box office, but even though 1971 turned out to be a pretty good year for movies, they were closer to being right the first time. — P.N.
48. The Warriors (1979)

"Warriors... come out to play! Warriors! Come out to plaaay-hay!" Walter Hill's spare, compelling (and, yes, kind of goofy) urban adaptation of an ancient Greek heroes' journey deserves its spot on this list just for the scene where David Patrick Kelly's rogue gang leader taunts the hunted Warriors. The Riffs, the Lizzys, the Baseball Furies, and especially the hot lips of Lynne Thigpen's disembodied DJ all just sweeten the deal. Can you dig it? — A.O.

49. Welcome to the Dollhouse (1995)

For Todd Solondz's likably unlikable dork protagonist, Dawn "Weiner-Dog" Weiner (Heather Matarazzo), puberty is a hilariously grim nightmare of abuse, neglect, and hideous kitty sweatshirts.Welcome to the Dollhouse is the perfect movie for anyone who's ever tried to forget their own teenage wasteland. — A.O.

50. Withnail and I (1987)

Richard E. Grant gives the performance of his life, in the role he was born to play, as a character who's a cult object all by himself: Withnail, the profane, druggy, vicious would-be actor whose career will never take off, because what role could be grand enough to tempt him to ever be anyone but his own thrilling self? Oscar Wilde said that you have to decide between putting your art into your work or your life. This movie makes the best possible case for making the wrong choice. — P.N.
Runners-up: The Adventures of Buckaroo BanzaiAguirre - The Wrath of GodAkira, AuditionBad LieutenantBlade Runner, Bottle Rocket, Brick, Chungking Express,El Topo, Fantastic Planet, Hands on a Hard BodyHeadHeavenly CreaturesHedwig and the Angry InchIrma VepThe Little Shop of HorrorsLiquid SkyMy Neighbor TotoroMysterious SkinNight of the CometOnce Upon a Time in the WestPutney SwopeReefer MadnessReturn of the Living DeadSexy BeastThe StepfatherSuspiria, This is Spinal Tap, Troll 2, Velvet GoldmineWet Hot American SummerThe Wicker Man


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