CHECKPOINT CHARLIE: THE FORBIDDEN ZONE: WEEKLY UPDATE

Crisis On Infinite Arts: Marvel's Thor and Captain America Teaser Posters

Posted: 21 Jul 2010 02:13 PM PDT

Marvel have just released two advance teaser posters for their next two big flicks to hit the big screen, Thor and Captain America: The First Avenger. Both are only concept art but that doesn't stop them being gorgeous and indeed very awesome, and as they are to be given away at this week's SDCC I think that's pretty cool. Both films are a little way off hitting screens but it's nice to get a look at these widescreen paintings and hope it gives us some kind of indication of what the movies will feel like. Hit the jump to see the images in full....with commentary!

This is the sort of smoky epic I'm looking for in my Thor viewing pleasure. He's got the big hammer, Loki's got the massive horns and a spear just as sharp, and they're fighting on what I can only hope is some sort of shifting lava based platform. The pundits of Asgard watch on as these brothers fight towards only one victory. It might be a slight riff on the battle between Thor and Beta Ray Bill and I'm fine with that. It's a great set up and I honestly don't think cinematic audiences are ready for the horse headed Korbinite.

This teaser image gets an A+ from me because it shows that their movie is going to be relatively heavy metal. Though the live action images released so far have been a little too shiny for my liking this sort of production art shows me the emotion they are hoping to convey in motion. This movie is going to put the thunder into the god, I just wonder if they'll use someLed Zeppelin and have the same amount of balls that Iron Man had in using Black Sabbath.

Also, don't get this confused with the Doctor Voodoo covers which I think it bears a striking resemblance to.

It might look like a production still but it's actually just concept art. This piece is interesting in its duality. The brightness of good behind Captain America as he comes storming into the mired darkness of warfare. It looks like this WWII Cap flick is going to do its best to show us the brutalities of war in gritty, visceral detail. I'm hoping for a very Saving Private Ryan vibe, just with a guy with a bright blue helmet leading the charge.

The Cap suit looks extremely functional, which I dig, but I wish we could see more of the helmet. It looks a little too sleek in the forehead for my liking in this image which leads to some very creepy eyes. I get the feeling that there will be plenty of time for Steve Rogers in the war with the suit on but the helmet off as he talks to troops and the helmet will only be used in battle scenes. Comic characters always come out of the mask/helmet/cowl because studios pay big money for these actors and the audiences want to see them to. So, in saying all that I can completely see Evans looking great in just the suit, sans helmet.

This teaser image gets a solid B from me because it gives me some idea of what the character will look like, and the war setting, but these aren't new things. I've seen plenty of WWII in images and movies, whereas I've never seen Asgard before. I would like to see some Cap images give me a more specific feel or setting to how the movie will go. If it's going to be a straight up WWII flick like we've seen before then maybe show Cap doing something more than just deflecting a bullet with the star spangled shield.

Speaking of the shield, I have to say I'm possibly a little disappointed that he not wielding the more elongated shield instead of the circular model. Who knows, maybe he switches to the round deflector later in the flick and that period is what this art reflects. I won't try and call it too early or complain.

Overall, this teaser image is pretty decent and gives a further idea of the more raw path this movie might take. I, for one, am happy with this decision.

Conclusion

If I were at SDCC I'd snag both of these if I could. They're pretty damn cool and they look forward to two films I am very keen to see. It's nice that Marvel is even offering anything for flicks that won't be released for a year or more away. As far as free swag goes, this is top shelf. What do you think of these posters, let us know in the comments.

Chris "Thor" Hemsworth's Thoughts on Online Feedback

Posted: 21 Jul 2010 10:02 AM PDT

Chris Hemsworth, the actor playing Thor in the upcoming film from Marvel, tells us why he no longer reads comments from online discussions about the upcoming Thor movie. Based on how much discussion the Green Lantern costume reveal recently stirred up, I can kind of seeing where he's coming from. Via an interview with USA Today.

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Movie Double Bill Reviews - The Losers & Jonah Hex

Posted: 21 Jul 2010 03:47 AM PDT

We've got a great guest post here from Sam Dang, who previously guested to review theBatman: Heart of Hush trade, and this time returns to let us know all about two DC comic movies that came out recently and that we neglected to review: The Losers and Jonah Hex. He's got some interesting thoughts to share so hit the jump to see what his reviews are like.

Today's guest post is by Sam Dang, who you can read more from at his own blog: That Dang Blog.

The Losers

Directed by Sylvain White

I know The Losers is long gone from theaters but I hope this review spurs interest in its DVD release. The film reached #4 at the box office and remained largely ignored by the general populace, barely making just past its $25 million budget. However, the film remains to be one of the most enjoyable surprises of the year.

The film retains much of the comic book, while not translating the source material like 300 or Sin City. The film picks and chooses many of the action and plot points from the first two volumes (Ante Up and Double Down). The plot deals with the Special Forces team comprising of Clay, Jensen, Cougar, Roque, and Pooch (Jeffery Dean Morgan, Chris Evans, Oscar Jaenada, Idris Elba, and Columbus Short) who disobey orders from CIA Spook, Max (Jason Patric) in a routine mission in Bolivia. They get betrayed and are forced to fake their deaths. The mysterious Aisha (Zoe Saldana) makes a deal with The Losers to get revenge on Max and clear their names. Meanwhile, Max is prepping a destructive arms deal.

The film is a highly entertaining team revenge story. The cinematography and action are quite pleasing and you’d be surprised it was all done for $25 million.Sylvian White provides a kinetic and grounded action film. While not grounded in a “Dark Knight reality”, its flamboyant and slick action befit the tone. The film diverges from the comic in tone. The violence is toned down but you forget its PG-13 and the way The Losers get betrayed is absolutely shocking. The humor was added in hopes of reaching a broader appeal, as an action-comedy. It succeeds in that regard; the laughs and scenes of violence are balanced quite well and it suits the story, the characters become sympathetic and you really empathize with them. Chris Evans, future Captain America, provides the main comedic voice in the film as the motor-mouthed Jensen, stealing the movie. His dialogue is hilarious and makes the film worth watching. Of course Jeffery Dean Morgan and Idris Elba are perfect as the lead protagonists, providing the dramatic weight to the film. Also, Zoe Saldana solidifies herself as the bad ass chick in this film and her foreseeable future. I was a bit worried that they should’ve cast a real Afghani woman but she embodies the role.

The film’s real weakness lies in the villain. Max is played by the very capable Jason Patric but he’s a comedic villain. His lines are played for laughs and the problem is that he never felt like a real threat. The audience can’t take him seriously and he doesn’t come off as a worthy adversary for one of the best Special Forces team. There’s very little CGI which is great but the CGI that is in the film really takes you out of action.

Verdict - Check It. At the end of the day, you have to take the film for what it is, an action comedy. It’s quite enjoyable and worthy of a view. It lacks a certain memorable quality but it’s enjoyable enough for rental (I know I’m buying it) and believe it or not it beats Iron Man 2 slightly as my favorite PG-13 superhero film of this year. It certainly deserved better.

Jonah Hex

Directed by Jimmy Hayward

So what do you expect from a film by the director ofHorton Hears a Who and the writers of Crash 1, 2, and Gamer? It’s what you think it is: horrible.

The film does remain faithful in terms of characterization.Jonah Hex is a miserable and apathetic bastard but the rest of the film is almost insulting. He is now able to talk to the dead and the tone miserably straddles the line between serious and absurd. The mistake is that it never decides if it wants to be taken seriously or not. Josh Brolin liked it because it was like Grindhouse but the result is a watered down and riskless film. The plot essentially rips off Wild Wild West as The President hires Jonah Hex to take down the terrorist plot of Quinton Turnbull, who wishes to destroy the newly founded union with a massive weapon (don’t worry no mechanical spiders). Why the president hires a bounty hunter to take down a league of terrorist is anyone’s guess.

Josh Brolin does what he can with the role and Megan Fox’s role mainly consists of looking pretty and acting tough. Of course John Malkovich is underutilized and his performance lacks any real life or ambition. Michael Fassbender (of Inglourious Basterds fame and future Magneto) steals the film as the insane henchmen Burke. Fassbender’s unhinged performance remains one of the more enjoyable elements of the film. I really feel like he could’ve been a great Joker. Fans of Will Arnett will be disappointed by his two expositional and wasted scenes.

The film is 81 minutes long and it cheats the audience of any understanding of the film. The character of Quinton Turnbull is said to be dead but he reappears without explaining how he faked his death or why. There’s no explanation for Hex’s powers, what powers Turnbull’s bombs (I would’ve liked a phony scientific reason at least), or why there’s a circus Snake Man with real venom. The film’s pace is quick, like the heavy metal soundtrack that curiously scores the film, but it paces way past the audience’s willingness to take in an absurd spectacle as this. The film makes you scratch your head and wondering how this film got made in the first place. The most absurd point in the film is the climax, where Hex and Turnbull face off which is also cross cut with scenes of Hex’s dream/hallucination of fighting Turnbull.

The film makes it clear that they did read Jimmy Palmiotti and Justin Gray’s wonderful Jonah Hex series with small things like his scarring and ties to Native Americans but the changes are almost insulting, the fact that Megan Fox’s character is Tallulah Black (one of their best original characters) is appalling. They basically took the best things from the source but without its substance.

Verdict - Avoid It. Do yourself a favor, rent Wild Wild West you’re not missing anything from this movie. Even better yet, pick up the Jonah Hex trades (the first three are Must Buys: Face Full of Violence, Guns of Vengeance, and Origins) from Jimmy Palmiotti andJustin Gray, especially the original graphic novel, Jonah Hex: No Way Back. This graphic novel is like the trade series; absolutely beautiful and befitting of the amoral and cynical landscape of the west, rivaling the best Sergio Leone films.